I hope I can laugh at this when I wake up (if I ever do get some sleep). Let’s see:

12:40am: Mommy goes to bed.
2:30am: Son wakes up. Mommy nurses Son and both fall asleep.
2:40am: Daughter is screaming and crying from her bed. Mommy asks Daughter what the problem was, no answer from Daughter. Daughter continues to cry out, “No Mommy! Nooo!” *Wah* “No Bubby, no!” *Sob* Mommy gets up to put sleeping Son in crib and to check on Screaming Daughter. Son wakes up. Daughter has puked all over the place. The smell alone makes Mommy gag. Then Mommy turns on the light and it is much worse than she’d pictured. Son is screaming bloody murder – how dare Mommy put him in the crib while she cleans up puke?! Daughter showers. Mommy strips bed. Mommy tries very, very hard not to puke or breathe through her nose.
3:00am: Daughter is set up on couch with ginger ale, crackers, a pillow, blanket, and her kitty. Mommy and Son sit on the opposite end, trying to get Son to go back to sleep. Son doesn’t care. Daughter pukes again, and all over the couch this time. Mommy cleans everything, Son screams bloody murder because Mommy’s not paying attention to him, Daughter showers. Daddy gets up and gets Son, but Son doesn’t want Daddy. *SCREAM* Son wants Mommy, and now the entire building knows it. Mommy is so tired she wants to throw herself on the floor and cry herself to sleep.
3:40am: Son is finally asleep. Daughter seems to be feeling better and watching Cops (because well, you know, The Wiggles aren’t on at 3:30am in this time zone). Mommy is tired, so why doesn’t Daughter just go to sleep already?!

Daughter is out of training pants. Great.

Please don’t tell me this is an indication of how the day will go ..

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